It’s Here! It’s Here! Internet Services is very excited to unveil our new FAQ. Our “Frequently Asked Questions” page is here! It’s new. It’s wonderful! It’s completely “Powered by HT!”
Do you have a question about Higher Things? Find your answer in our FAQ! Everything that you ever wanted to know about Higher Things right at the tips of your fingers. Questions like…
What is the purpose of Higher Things?
Is Higher Things affiliated with The Lutheran Church – Missouri Synod?
Got a question about Conferences? Retreats? BAMBI? The Magazine? Check the FAQ! The answer is probably there!
Now, there are two questions that I get asked all the time that are not currently included in the FAQ:
Is the Retreat Executive married? Answer: No, he’s extremely single! I can’t give you his phone number, but I can give you his email address.
How do I become Stan Lemon? Answer: You can’t become Stan Lemon. The Lord made each of us unique. He made you who you are. He washed your sins away at the Baptismal Font. There’s only one you. There’s also only one Lemon and HT’s website is happily powered by him.
But other than those two questions, the FAQ has all the answers to the rest of our most commonly asked questions. Check out our new FAQ or just click the FAQ in the black panel!
We are pretty excited about our FAQ. It won’t give you the answers to your trig homework. But, if it’s related to Higher Things, our FAQ. probably has the answer! Check it out!
In Christ,
Pastor Borghardt
Internet Services Executive
Higher Things, Inc.
P.S. Did I say we had a FAQ? We do!
