by The Rev. George F. Borghardt III
2 King 5:1-14
In the name of Jesus. Amen.
Naaman knew what he needed. Everybody knows how someone gets cured from leprosy.
First, the prophet has to come out of his house. Then, he stands and calls on the name of the Lord His God. Then, he waves his hand and cures the leper.
But that’s not what happened to Naaman. Instead, the Man of God didn’t even come out of his house to meet him. Some messenger comes with a message, “Go and wash in the Jordan seven times, and your flesh shall be restored to you, and you shall be clean.”
I mean, why the Jordan? Wasn’t his rivers of Damascus more impressive?
The whole thing lacks real religion. There needs to be more. More than just water and a command. There needs to be something…. spectacular.
Something like, put your right foot out, put your right foot in, put your right foot out, shake it all about… move your hands like this, turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about!
And if the man of God had told him that, I’m sure Naaman would have done it. That’s religion! The more spectacle the better.
Naaman, like everyone in this world, dear friends, is an expert on religion. Everyone knows what they need and how to get what they need.
What we need to do is do something awesome to fix our situation with God. Something spectacular. Something out of the ordinary. Something that will blow God away!
That’s what we do with religion. We are the expert. We know what’s going on with God. We don’t need someone else to tell us. We know what we need to change.
The Son of God took on your flesh, was born of the Virgin, and lived the life you should live. His death, is your death. Death to sin. Death to hell.
His resurrection is your justification, God’s proclamation that the war between the two of you is over. He’s your God. Your His child.
That’s scandal to the world. No, no, no. That can’t be right. All of salvation wrapped up in a man hanging dead on the cross two-thousand years ago? There should be more. And it certainly can’t be that all of God’s salvation is splashed on me at the baptismal font!
There’s got to be something more, something more impressive, something me. I have to decide to be washed. At least put my left foot in the water. It just can’t work if I’m a baby being splashed. I mean, everyone knows, “God helps those who help themselves.”
Now, that doesn’t work in the world. A month ago when I put my suburban in reverse and the car moved forward the last person that I needed to help me was me. What I needed was a…. you can say it… was a mechanic!
When I am sick, I’m not the right person to get myself well. What I need is a… doctor!
God doesn’t help those who help themselves. We need to repent of all that. What Naaman needed …what we need… is to repent.
You and me too. Turn. Turn from what you think. Turn from what you know. Turn from the religion that’s you. And cling to the external Word from God’s messenger.
The Lord is calling us away today from all that we think we know about religion, faith, and baptism, and to cling to the external word – His word alone.
Naaman needed to get… in… the … water. Seven times, please. Just as the Lord commanded. Naaman’s salvation, his cleansing, was in the water. There in the Jordan River.
Your salvation, your life, is in the water too. Salvation achieved on the Cross by Jesus and delivered in the water. His water. His command. Not seven times, just once. Your sins washed away. You are cleansed in the font.
The Lord has sent His messenger today, not to wave His hand or turn himself self around, but to remind you: You are baptized. You bear God’s name. The Name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. You are a child of God.
No matter what you may think. No matter what you have done or will do. He won’t forget that Name. He’s not gonna forget you.
It’s too good to be to true. It can’t be that because He splashed water on you, marked you with His Name, that you are a child of God.
Turn from that thinking. Trust the Lord’s words from His messenger. Your sins have been washed away by Christ in Baptism.
And when you fail, when you want to run back to the way you used to do things – that religion where you gauge how things are going between you and God by what sin you have and haven’t done today.
I’m closer to God today, I didn’t do that. I’m farther, I did. Yuck!
Run back to the water where you were cleansed. Drown that old religion again and start anew. Trust the external word.
Remember He has washed your sins away and that the final word for you on the Last Day will be: Your sins are forgiven.
Naaman knew what he needed. He needed to go into the waters of the Jordan. In the water with the Lord’s command, He would be cleansed.
You too. In the water and God’s command. You have been cleansed and forgiven.
He who believes and is baptized shall be saved. Grant this Lord, unto us all. Amen. In the name of Jesus. Amen.
The Rev. George F. Borghardt III is the assistant/youth pastor of St. Mark Lutheran Church, Conroe, Texas. Pastor Borghardt is the Conferences Executive of Higher Things.
If Lent is the journey to Easter; if Easter is the return to the new life given to us in our Baptism; then Gesimatide is the preparation for that journey of return to our Baptism. The Church knows in her wisdom that we cannot be like Bilbo Baggins, simply shoved out the door for our journey without our kerchief or any plans or preparations. So for three weeks the Church seeks to ready her children to begin the slow and sometimes painful pilgrimage back to the very fountain of their life in Christ: back to Baptism and to the life in and from Christ Himself.
I just learned that original episodes of Sesame Street are out on DVD (Volume 2 was released in November). They come with a warning: “These early ‘Sesame Street’ episodes are intended for grown-ups, and may not suit the needs of today’s preschool child.” This is a joke, right? This is the show that taught me to READ. By kindergarten, I could read any book they threw at me. Why the warning? So, I did a little research.
And that brings up another Sesame Street “Old School” moment. Gordon befriends a little girl and brings her back to meet his wife, Susan, and get a treat. OK, I can see why you’d have red flags on this one – don’t talk to strangers. Back then no one thought that scene was weird. Should today’s kids be watching this?
Other evils of early Sesame Street? Oscar is grouchy. He has no ambition and no one is treating his obvious depression. It used to be that Big Bird was the only one to ever see Snuffleupagus. Why is Big Bird hallucinating? Now EVERYONE can see Snuffie, and Big Bird won’t have to go to rehab. Don’t even get me started on Bert and Ernie. To keep the modern child safe from the horrors of 1960’s/’70’s Sesame Street, scenes have been deleted, altered, and the whole enchilada slapped with an adult-only label.
Is this a rant? Maybe. I think I’m almost done now. Pop culture influences the world and vice versa, and the world has changed. I usually like to have a point in these articles, and this time I’m not sure I do. It made me sad to see how the world has changed, mad at the PC police, and generally gave me a headache. I could say some things about the old Adam, sin in the world, etc., but I’ll leave that to the theologians. All this thinking about the state of the world has made my brain hurt.
Vicarious. Cathartic. There’s something therapeutic about watching fictional people do outrageous things. “Desperate Housewives” is my favorite, over-the-top show. It’s juicy – deliciously satisfying. I rate the greatness of the episode how many times there is a plot twist I wasn’t expecting and on the cattiness of the episode, i.e. how many times I say “that witch!”
When I saw there would be at least one more episode I was definitely relieved. How much will be revealed about the aftermath of the tornado? How much of Wisteria Lane will be destroyed? What new questions will arise? The writers of this show have never been afraid to shake things up a little. The show was just hitting its creative stride again this season, and now who knows how long we’ll have to wait to find out more.
The writer’s, smart people that they are (and would the stupid people who are feuding them please give them what they want so we will not be left in limbo), moved the story line along, while still tying up some issues. It was a very satisfying episode – I cried a few times (I hate crying) but I also laughed out loud several times. Lynette switching Ida’s ashes with dust from the vacuum and then running around the baseball field to scatter them was priceless. That is totally something I would do. (Note to self: when we go to scatter Dad’s ashes, don’t call and ask in advance).
My life did not turn out like I envisioned it – not by a long shot. I didn’t know my health would keep me from being the super-mom I planned to be. There are many things I planned to do with my kids that I can’t. But you know what? God sits a lot higher than we do, and can see not just down the road, but around the corner as well. For every almost every desperate situation I’ve personally faced, something good – something unexpected – has come out of it. And despite desperate situations, there have been many, many blessings. If my health hadn’t made me almost unemployable, I probably wouldn’t have become a writer.
The Ethiopian Eunuch had been up to Jerusalem. He was riding home now, maybe with his brand-spanking new copy of Isaiah, and he was reading along and puzzling over what on earth the prophet was saying in what we call chapter 53 – this Lamb that is silent before its shearers, whose generation none could declare. The Holy Spirit sends Philip to run aside and ask him if he gets it. “Course not!” the Eunuch replies. “Come up and explain it to me.” Then it gets very interesting. St. Luke says that beginning from that passage, Philip preached Jesus to him.
Which means your Baptism is a most precious thing, the greatest moment of your life, in fact. King Louis IX of France so well understood this. He once said: “I think more of the place where I was baptized than of Rheims Cathedral where I was crowned. It is a greater thing to be a child of God than to be the ruler of a Kingdom: [this kingdom] I shall lose at death, but the other [to be a child of God] will be my passport to an everlasting glory.”

Like LSU when they were behind, Christians need to remain steady and endure the hardships that will surely come. Christians shouldn’t be afraid to stand against the wind, resisting a culture that becomes seemingly more immoral every day. We shouldn’t be afraid to stand against pre-marital sex, drugs, alcohol, cheating, or any of the other temptations that come our way because Christians know that God has won the victory over those things already, Satan and his tricks are judged, the “deed is done”, the victory remains ours in Jesus Christ.
God uses our fellow believers to console us and encourage us. Being surrounded with other believers is a tremendous blessing and a defense against the Evil One. God can use our Christian friends to help us resist worldly temptations. God also gives us loving and forgiving parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles who love us in spite of the selfish, sinful things we do. While it may be hard to believe, they have faced many of the same temptations as you, and they might have even given in to them as well. For those of you who don’t have someone that close or are uncomfortable with talking to a relative, your Pastor can be a great person to talk to. He will give you the comfort and peace that comes from God’s Word.
Another year has come and gone,
God calls us to repentance over and over again throughout the Bible. In fact, the entirety of Scripture is the cyclical story of sin, repentance, forgiveness, and restoration. Jesus tells us in Matthew 5:32 that He came to call sinners to repentance. He also warns us in Luke 13:3 that unless we repent, we will perish. Certainly, Jesus isn’t mincing words here-why all this talk about repentance? How is that supposed to make us feel good about God or ourselves?
Repentance consists of two things-contrition (feeling sad about having sinned and offended God) and faith. Faith is a key component, because this gift is what allows us to overcome the rational part of our minds and hear the sweet words of God when he forgives us. The gift of faith is what allows us to trust in the perfect life, death, and resurrection of Jesus as the complete satisfaction for our sins. Without faith, these are just hollow, historical events. But with faith, we receive Jesus in His sacraments that make things right, and we know Jesus is our only hope.
OK, here’s the plan:
Now there have been other times when someone didn’t make it as far as many thought they should. Looking at American Idol, there are examples like Chris Daughtry and Melinda Doolittle. But at least, in those cases, I can see some reason behind their ousting. Chris was maybe too “rock” for the Idol crowd, and Melinda may have skewed too old for younger voters. For Daughtry, being voted out a bit earlier actually seemed to have helped his credibility in the non-Idol, rock community.
the cool thing about the TV world. It can be perfect. It can be any world you want it to be. But it’s really only an illusion. Our REAL perfect world is waiting for us in eternal life – and it was paid for with Jesus’ blood – not by your commercial sponsor. Sometimes, I’m so focused on everything going exactly right, right now, that I forget that. We all have many hopes and dreams for this life. Some of them will work out. Some of them won’t. No matter how imperfect or discouraging life sometimes seems, when God looks at us, He sees perfect, courtesy of Jesus Christ.
The Golden Compass is a breathtaking journey into a fantasy world very similar to our own. The story itself is riveting, the characters are all quite likeable or quite villainous, and the tension between them makes for two very exciting hours. I also thought the musical score and cinematography were nearly perfect, which helped to amplify the whole experience. However, despite how well-made The Golden Compass may have been, it carried in its story some noticeably anti-Christian elements. Sometimes these elements were subtle, sometimes they were more than obvious, but they were always present.
In the end, the overriding theme to the entire movie seems to be: the Christian church is lying to you in order to keep your free will under submission; science, however, can reveal the truth in all things and this truth that science reveals will set you free from the totalitarian dictatorship of the church. The Alethiometer is considered proof of this. The Magisterium believes that the dust came about from a bad thing that some people had done a long, long time ago – the dust causes sin. The bad thing, of course, is a reference to the eating of the Tree of the Knowledge. Science, however, views the releasing of the dust as a good thing. It is through this act that truth is finally discovered. Thus, while it is not stated outright, the implication is that God lied and Satan spoke truth.
Though sin holds sway over us on this earth, there is an earth to come (not a parallel earth, but a new earth). From dust we came and to dust we shall return. This dust binds us all together in that sin of the first Adam. But there came a second Adam, and He died for Philip Pullman, for you, and for the entire world. Thus the final reality is not that “dust” binds all together, but that Christ binds all together. Christ Jesus Crucified is the reality from which the entire cosmos lives and is sustained. He is our reality, for we are baptized into him, and the demonic spirits truly have been separated from us in that Holy Water. Rejoice, for you are saved! Through His blood shed for you, you shall rise again on that glorious day of His returning, to live freely with Christ Jesus forever in the new creation to come.